Leigh Moyer


2 much on your plate
1 c. mushrooms
1 tbs. cilantro
1 can peas
17 baby carrots
things to do
4 c. water
1 premade pie crust

Start with too much on your plate. Suggested items: multiple classes with large workloads, looming holiday hours at a retail job, a handful of volunteer opportunities, family and friends, and a quest for internal/eternal peace. Chop finely. Set aside. In a small mixing bowl, combine mushrooms, cilantro, peas, carrots, errands, things you ought to do, things you want to do, illness. Add to workload. In a large pot, boil water. Add workload and bring down to a simmer, simmering until maximum hours of sleep, motivation, and effort are reduced. Strain. Pour contents into pie crust and put in oven at 350 for 20 minutes. Serve hot.

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